i like to singah!

ack! ein jazz singah! enough is too much!

James Talyor and Kelly Clarkson were there too. did they sing, or did they not?

Shakira's ass begs to differ

then maybe she shouldn't have taken the job. there are plenty of singers who would've been more than happy to sing at the event.

got a secret for ya: the US public doesn't actually want the Ideal Lefty President. so you're gonna have to settle for Not A Fucking Republican, instead.

errr… wow. that might be even better than Time Cube.

errr… wow. that might be even better than Time Cube.

it's been proven to be exactly 27%.

but it's not even her real ass. that's just a picture of her ass, taken hours before, in case something went went wrong and her real ass wouldn't be able to perform up to the high standards she has set for it.

bong's broke. get a vape.

bong's broke. get a vape.

bleep. bloop.
moooooaaaaann.

wouldn't one listen to hair bands when buying hairbands?

and then, once the kids have gone through everything else, can they start working on something new? please?

Gorilla Powder

the ladies of the night?
American Hoo-uh Story!

or, if your town is like Raleigh, they'll put on a show in the middle of a park where the homeless live.

Penthouse forum

tonight when i chase the dragon,
the Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian,
the diamond crossed with the pearl,
the zombie from the coco shell.
i'm through with buzz.