Like it's some kind of community. Hey, what are our odds of getting on Community? I hear they need somebody to replace Chevy Chase.

They rate new Simpsons low, they must hate everything!

They rate new Simpsons low, they must hate everything!

I've heard they ended everything with exclamation points or ellipses because the crappy printing quality made single periods hard to see… I don't know if it's true, but I hope so!

I've heard they ended everything with exclamation points or ellipses because the crappy printing quality made single periods hard to see… I don't know if it's true, but I hope so!

The guy came out to Comic Con and spent days signing autographs for people right after having knee surgery. Gotta respect that.

The guy came out to Comic Con and spent days signing autographs for people right after having knee surgery. Gotta respect that.

Quite!

Quite!

It took a very long time for it to occur to me that this *not* being sarcastic was a possibility.

It took a very long time for it to occur to me that this *not* being sarcastic was a possibility.

And he's a warlock.

And he's a warlock.

I greatly enjoy that those are on the government website along with a petition to put a statue of Master Chief on the white house lawn.

I greatly enjoy that those are on the government website along with a petition to put a statue of Master Chief on the white house lawn.

The only thing more embarrassing than a Wikipedia article you wrote about yourself is a TVTropes page you wrote about yourself.

The only thing more embarrassing than a Wikipedia article you wrote about yourself is a TVTropes page you wrote about yourself.

The Iliad has a guy getting hit so hard his eyeballs fall out. Don't you call it unenjoyable.

The Iliad has a guy getting hit so hard his eyeballs fall out. Don't you call it unenjoyable.

I remember the telephone thing was because it had to be 98 degrees, because of some weird medical condition Lenore's grandmother had. I never caught that it was them messing with the relationship. That explains a lot.