I remember the telephone thing was because it had to be 98 degrees, because of some weird medical condition Lenore's grandmother had. I never caught that it was them messing with the relationship. That explains a lot.

So that's why it was about a guy who's obsessed with his penis.

So that's why it was about a guy who's obsessed with his penis.

This is as good a place as any to ask: does anybody know what the hell The Broom of the System was about?

This is as good a place as any to ask: does anybody know what the hell The Broom of the System was about?

The hologram will be preoccupied with what it means to be a hologram, and if he might not have already been an illusion made of reflected lights and the presupposition of what he should be. It will be unsettling.

The hologram will be preoccupied with what it means to be a hologram, and if he might not have already been an illusion made of reflected lights and the presupposition of what he should be. It will be unsettling.

Lighten up, Gogol.

Lighten up, Gogol.

I love the things that are clearly both jokes about how nerdy Ben is and arguments the writers have genuinely had.

I love the things that are clearly both jokes about how nerdy Ben is and arguments the writers have genuinely had.

The best part about that was that it worked.

The best part about that was that it worked.

The Moors don't like that.

The Moors don't like that.

Bizarrely anachronistic Mr. Burns is the best Mr. Burns.

Bizarrely anachronistic Mr. Burns is the best Mr. Burns.

As someone who very much likes House of Leaves altogether, and who loves pretentious screwing around with format, I will admit that I also wanted to punch Johnny Truant in the dick.

As someone who very much likes House of Leaves altogether, and who loves pretentious screwing around with format, I will admit that I also wanted to punch Johnny Truant in the dick.

I assumed that's what everybody else in high school was doing while I was playing EverQuest.