"No one remembered I existed, and then they fed me people."

It sucks when your parents don't let you wear anything you haven't murdered somebody for, but you're grateful for it later.

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I liked how the books had a line with Maester Cressen saying that some people called her beautiful but he only saw her as "terrible and red." Establishes her as less sexual and more fuckin scary.

In light of aDwD, I find ti weirdly funny that the one with the most sex scenes is Theon.

He definitely closes his eyes and thinks of Westeros.

You raise an interesting point, Idiotking. For all that people say that Varys is unpredictable because he doesn't have a  dick to think with, har har, so many big figures in the series are motivated by family and heirs. Varys doesn't have children to think about, so his idea of the future is a lot harder to pinpoint.

I like the notion that his duel with Brandon Stark was him trying to do things the right, honorable way, just like you're supposed to. And then he ends up fucked over because the rules aren't made in his favor. So, since the world is set up to fuck him over, he decides to fuck it back.

I thought it was a little heavy-handed.

I felt bad for him too. Rereading the books, it sank in what a tough position he's in. The northerners don't trust him because he's an Iron Islander, and the Iron Islanders don't like him because he's too northern. Then things get worse.

You know Euron's something else when the guy who beat his own wife to death thinks, "Man, that guy's brutal."

You know nothing, DTH.

What I love is crullers.

You fool! Link is left handed! Get thee hence from my nerdsight!

The best part of that, besides the interestingly twisty shape, is the logical conclusion Jesus was apparently 30 stories tall.

I'd completely forgotten about the Jayne Mansfield suburb in Broom of the System. I guess it got lost in the general nebulous weirdness that probably means something but hell if I know what of that book.

And make your heroine Hera, whose motivation was being mad that her husband kept running around turning into animals and screwing everybody.

We salute ye, Death, most consistent and least douchey!

From what I remember, the majority of Hades was just really boring.

I'm sad that this is no good. A sword being absorbed into a ninja's arm and making it evil is exactly the kind of transcendentally stupid thing I play games for.