But it makes you so much richer in spirit.

I know, man. Little guy always sounded so enthusiastic about giving your axe extra fire damage.

Assassin's Creed 2 has given me a lot of interesting Italian. 

I was able to get my Russian copy of Dragon Age: Origins to have English text but Russian voices. Most are unexceptional, but Russian Sten is great. I learned the word for 'enchantment/spell' from that one dwarf kid who would exclaim, "Kaldostvo? Kaldostvo!"

I take my successes where I can find them.

It sort of bothers me that this kind of thing is common enough in movies to practically be a subgenre, but it's video games that endlessly get crap for over the top violence. Nobody ever looks at Irreversible and proclaims that movies are depraved and immoral as a whole.

My decision to never, ever watch anything remotely Tim and Eric-related continues to prove itself well founded.

Jesus fuck why has anyone ever read American Psycho.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who found that disturbing instead of badass or awesome. What the hell.

Kingpin genuinely traumatized me. I saw it when I was a kid because my brother and cousin wanted to, so I was already not crazy about the idea. Then, for some reason, the part about the guy getting his hand shoved into the ball return freaked the everloving hell out of me. I think it was the idea of being held down…

All I want to know is what the fuck was the deal with the boat ride.

And there goes the ability to ever listen to that band.

Today in the LA Times there was an interview with Joel McHale. He mentions that this is one of the only shows where you'll find a guy with a sexual fetish for dalmatians. I'm not sure if I hope that'll bring in new viewers or not.

The 40s had olives in the bathroom?

I can see that, but it would work all the better if it weren't a reference to something twee and over-referenced. If it were, say, just doing something goofy with Abed instead of this whenever they need something goofy for them to be doing. There used to be more, you know, variety to their shenanigans.

I like the combination of his earnest innocence and bizarre fetishes.

You are also the worst.

Mratfink: Interestingly. that is exactly how certain Pacific Island birds attract a mate.

When I first saw the pilot, I absolutely pegged her as the smart, perfect, gorgeous girl that the cad character would have a tiny moment of decency just long enough to finagle his way into her pants. I love Community for instead having her turn out to be just as terrible as him.

Yay, Community is back! And with a pretty good episode!