I picked up ME2, not having played 1, and it was decent enough, so I was looking forward to this, but it's been such an epicenter of EA scumminess that just to stay in good conscience I have to put my non-money where my mouth is. It's gotten good reviews, but really, everything with a high profile does. Screw it, I'm…

I saw the icon first and truly hoped that this was the movie so bad it made Fluttershy wish someone ill.

[a wish to kick you both in the groin as hard as possible]

If right-clicking made Sarah Palin shove somebody through a window, I still wouldn't vote for her, but I'd be a lot happier about her existence.

He and Peggy together were fantastic.

Was he the really angry one? My favorite character in the whole book was that one black guy who pretty much cheerfully ignores him.

Yep, then you go to the secret vault beneath the Vatican where a hologram alien goddess tells you about the future.  God, I love video games.

The greatest poortrayal of the Borgias will always be Assassin's Creed 2, wherein, in the final boss fight, you can kick the Pope in the groin.

There's a special tier for when you're arguing about stuff a comic book character could or couldn't do.

"The effort broke against his arms that had not felt it."That is some amazingly terrible sentence construction.

With this track record with Hollywood, it's understandable that Moore retreated into seclusion to practice witchcraft.

Dune had the ultimatum that in order to live you must milk this cat.

Using pants as an adjective is one of many things I do not understand about the British.

I think there was a separate company involved at least, since they put it up on the web fairly soon after the movie came out, and then it was taken down, under the hilarious conception that anything that was once on the internet can ever be taken off.

The point of Ozymandias is he was set apart from the other main characters. He was verging on something not quite human and capable of things a human being shouldn't be. This is the geekeist thing I have ever argued over the course of a long and wasted life.

I only watched the first couple minutes, but I liked that it pointed out how "He's mean to you because he likes you" is a fucked up thing to be telling little girls.

There was a shot of Ozymandius smacking a guy with a lamp in slo mo that was both stupid and awesome, at least.

Of all the fantastic names in IJ, there's none quite as magical as Ann Kittenplan.

Otto E. Rodick: You'd think with all those cyborg enhancements the guy could do something right.

I remember getting halfway into Interview With a Vampire before throwing up my hands and yelling, "Oh just have gay sex or don't."