The creativity of OKGo's videos always makes me feel sort of bad that I find the actual music pretty boring.

All I know is at one point a midget in a Napoleon outfit turned into a zombie plant monster and it was fantastic.

He had some great porn dialogue, that's for sure.

I kept reading it with a sort of joyless compulsion. It seemed appropriate, since joyless compulsion was the characters' primary emotion.

Anybody else getting terrible sympathy pangs for Jerry? The poor guy can't get a break.

I hope this involves something terrible and also a watermelon.

I can't hate Justin Bieber and Baby too much, because without it, we never would have gotten this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Brian's tail gets cut off again? Is it as terrible as the time Stewie's evil clone does it? I know, I know, just a cartoon, but I happened to flip to it at that moment and jesus christ. I was genuinely disturbed.

I want to thank each and every writer for not mentioning Doctor Who and Blink, which is at a strange intersection where it is both mentioned on every Best Of list while simultaneously being incredibly shitty.

I like that the guy covered in blood appears only mildly dismayed.

One often-overlooked way to kill Lord British is the airlock.

I find it interesting that that magic moment that Family guy strains so hard for, where something is repeated so many times that it becomes absurd and hilarious, has here been naturally and perfectly achieved by the phrase Quagmire should have his nuts cut off.

The late Satoshi Kon could've made something fantastic. Or completely insane. Probably a little of both.

There are a lot of shows that could do with cactuspeople.

Thou mayest SUCK!

Glen Beck is ephemeral and fleeting, like a crazy, gold-shilling sunrise.

If there's one thing that DragonBall Z and God of War have taught us, it's that yelling gets things done.

You get your grubby hands off that masterful yet incredibly depressing John Steinbeck novel right now, jerkfaces!

We may dress like laaaadies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

This is how bored we are. Or, well, I am.