In Russia, Some Like it Hot is known as There Are Only Girls In Jazz (or In Jazz Only Girls, to be exact, since Russian took one look at the present tense to be verb and decided it didn't give a shit). I guess they wanted to play up the crossdressing aspect. Everybody's seen it because some Russian channel has the…

That immortal honor goes to some N64 hockey game, I believe.

It's like Coldplay, except you stop breathing instead of stop living.

I was just watching this too, and I'm really surprised at how well it holds up. When they visit the Cratchits in the future, I realized I was genuinely saddened by the quiet grieving of a frog puppet.

I like Bobby Flay because you can see in his eyes that while his mouth is forming instructions about putting together your mango cilantro salsa, in his mind seethes an everflowing litany of hate.

I was deeply disappointed that moment was not caught on film.

Are the people who complain about these things here now too? Can't we spray for them?

Dumpster vegetarian is simultaneously the dumbest and greatest thing I've heard all day.

Oh la dee dah, Mr. Dumpster Connoisseur!

Joe's eyeballs are trying to evacuate from his head and begin autonomous existence. It's alarming.

I kind of love it for being so open-armedly accepting of its own ridiculousness.

FireFox and AdBlock cannot be recommended highly enough. I didn't know these ads existed until I read these comments. Truly I am among the blessed.

Nerds being right is the worst kind of right.

Granted, there are few ways to have a relationship with one of those that aren't creepy.

Nope. I'm declaring this a foul. Go take a lap around the internet and think about what you've done.

I never understood why what people got from Evangelion was "Shinji is a wuss" and not "Gendo is a horrible, horrible human being."

I think the boy in Loveless has a therapist. I didn't watch much though, cause it's also the kind of thing where everybody has cat ears until they lose their virginity.

Can you elaborate on that last one? I'm fascinated by James Joyce from a distance. I love hearing about his craziness, but like hell am I ever going to read it firsthand.

My favorite part is that lying around in a hotel room in a fog and then punching a mirror wasn't scripted; it's just what Martin Sheen was doing that day.

Metal Gear Solid was the best thing to come out of a lot of things.