No Balls, you aren't.

I'm having fun now
You've been hitting the Party Down references pretty hard recently, O'Neal.

Great Scott, Job!

Batman prequel?
Frank Gorshin, Caesar Romero and Burgess Meredith were all in Skidoo together? What villainry?!

MBS, I'm pretty sure it was John Malkovich who played the jewel thief.

I can't help it
Every one of those quotes up there was read in my head using the voice Bobby Moynahan uses for his Snooki impression on SNL.

What happened to the other?

Ruff Ruffman is my hero
I really appreciate that he was really rough (excuse the pun) if they whined or complained about something, but was always fair when randomly handing out points. The kid who won the episode almost always deserved it.
We'll never forget you sir.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou should just be recognized as being the best at everything so we can all move on.

Handler and Gillette both are hateful and not funny. Just like this comment.

You know what though? I forgive him for all tofutti related infractions. He's like The Hater with out the hate, from me towards Amelie that is.

Sean O'Neal for President
of my heart. Seriously though, thanks for being really good at your job.

The more caveats we put on it the less fun this game gets.
(wouldn't we all die of strange bacteria in the drinking water if we went back 300 years, not to mention language barriers and witch burnings?)
To be fair, I'm the guy who once killed my friends' "what would you wish for if you had three wishes" game when I…

Van Lear Rose is the mad note!
That's all I've got.

Highlander
Not that they haven't, it was just a way better iddea for a show.

Thundercats are on the move…
time for James Lipton to come out of his song writing retirement to work on the new theme.

I new they needed a knew copy editor at the AV Club
I'd be happy to take the job.

Don't listen to this imp, i and 1. He means to cast doubts on what is surely a divine mission. Don't give in to his stupid facts.

Ok weird coincidence. Richard Maibaum, who gets the story credit for The Bandit of Zhobe, helped write every James Bond movie up to, but not including, Moonraker.
Either i and 1 is actually IMDb taking on an intelligent personality, or God demands remakes of both movies.

Not to take it too old school
But I think Suddenly with Frank Sinatra could be really cool now. A mob hitman takes over a family's house and waits in an attempt to assassinate the president. Talky and clumsy, but there's something there.
Also, getting really esoteric now, The Bandit of Zhobe is a bad Victor Mature…