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dipravan
he was taking it.

the high school musical 75 soundtrack.

this doesnt sound like the worst wedding mix ever at all.

what a boondoggle
im stunned that nobody has mentioned a smiths song like "there is a light and it never goes out" or something like that.

one time i went to a wedding where three middle school aged triplets cleared the floor and did the entire choreographed dance to "here come the men in black" from MIB by will smith. you know the joint.

how about "the milkman of human kindness" and by human kindness, i mean semen.

poem and song
none. no poem or song expresses my emotions because im a man and i have a) will not address these emotions and b) would never let another person's song or poem address them for me.

maybe i just dont understand it. in my youth, i was had an emotional connection to really weird, fantastical stuff. you know, like sports.

i thought Glover's actual mistake was not sticking around for back to the future II and III. my mistake.

when i want to hear FF, i just set up some pots and pans and give a cookie to a kid with down syndrome.

lame mega.

well thank for ruining this mega. i had a damn machete in my left hand and mike tyson circa 1989 uppercut in my right.

i for one believe that 'Cube can do no wrong. someone make a him a game show host, or maybe just a replacement for last call with carson daily.

troll here. how's it goin?

in the picture he looks like a retarded Weird Al Yankovic. which is NOT redundant, ok?

this title sounds like a the title of a movie about a boy, his dog, and one hot summer full of baseball, girls, mischief, and plenty of commas.

you never want to be the guy they name a disease after. like Lou Gehrig or Bob Aids.

as compared to other MLB teams, moneyball was. not in the greater sense of success methods.

anyone?
i think im on an island here thinking this can be a decent movie.

dishes
i washed dishes at a fancy restaurant for a husband and a wife chef tandem. the guy, bob, was a bastard. he repeatedly verbally abused me. and not in the way most first job bosses do. my parents made me stay because they thought it would be an opportunity to make good connections. connections. washing