I believe a lot of gender studies happen at college, and not just for degrees.

He noticed. He seemed to be thinking, "Bu-but, Fa-Faye-" TOO LATE!

The Cubs win…. again!!!

I don't know, can you see it in 3D or IMAX?

Unless there's a guy in Moonlight who flies around at night in a cape and shoots moonbeams out his eyes, I'll rent it.

I think Warren's thought process was more like, "Duhhhh…."

Too bad it wasn't really Beatty's fault!

Ahh, that's what I get for eating fajitas at Houlihan's with women's basketball on the TV earlier in the night.

They move the world, those different strokes.

But the boy only took 12 seconds to make, interestingly.

Thank you, Joseph McCarthy.

Vladimir Putin in a fake mustache handed Beatty the envelope.

Okay, blood AND feces.

"Stop the press… ing of buttons!"

That was a WWE-style swerve right there!

In other news, anyone else see that sourpuss on Denzel's face during Best Actor? Yikes!

Warren's Beatty's "BONER'D!"

Dammit, you just reminded me that The Goonies failed to win best picture. Tragic!

Pitchforks at the ready!

Too soon, I expect.