Oooh, someone's got their Sass Boots on today.

You say that like there's a bunch of people making Sluggo accounts for shits and giggles.

You know why it's closing?

Yeah, well I just tweeted the address of your Mom.

Own that shit.

Actually, "sluglife" isn't one of my dogsbodies, and I'm not a troll, so you were wrong on both counts.

Just how the fuck old ARE you?