May your foreheads grow like the mighty oak.

Spicoli, were you absolutely certain that the scene in Jedi with the ewok stealing the speeder bike featured a fully clothed ewok? Theres your jailbait; I'm fairly certain that beastiality is illegal even in most Outer Rim systems.

I concur FnS. Much better than this expose on Whore Island.

Sajanas, I'll see your Gordon Freeman and raise you an Alyx Vance.

Eddie, I kill Johnnie Walker every Friday night. Thus far unsuccessfully as it always returns with a vengeance Saturday morning.