We'll never know what hijinks ol' Dino would get into when Fred and Wilma weren't home…

No, the difference was O'Connor was saying "Child abuse is disgusting and wrong and it shouldn't be condoned just because a powerful religious organization can say God forgives us."

Somewhere, the producer of "Bubble Boy" is shaking his head in disgust at a society that forgot his masterpiece.

The fact that he was fired from two networks for being a douche might have had something to do with that.

Careful, you're quoting Jeff Dunham, which automatically puts you on the hate list for half of AV Club posters. Because for some reason, Dunham is a hack and Patton Oswalt is a comedy genius, for reasons I'm still not quite sure.

Well E. Buzz, it's not like you're going to be able to convince a group of unbiased third parties that deliberately killing thousands of people so you can get endless poontang in Heaven was a noble death…

I still have no idea how Robert Downey Jr. got so many second chances. I love the guy, don't get me wrong, but lots of former movie stars never recovered their careers even after they stopped being douches.

Bruce Dern shot John Wayne in the back then he tried to crash the Goodyear Blimp in the Super Bowl. How much more anti-American can you get?

John Wayne had a career-ending football injury during his college days. Plus he was 34 when the war started and had a family deferment. That "Wayne was a draft dodger" bullshit is typical left-wing hokum.

You can't kill Mayhem. He's protected by Allstate.

Arse Face totally could have taken the Saint of Killers apart if he tried. He was just that awesome.

The more "Back to the Future" becomes a timeless classic, the more I feel sorry for Eric Stoltz. Oh well, "Fly II" was kind of cool…

You're probably on to something, Bishonen. I mean think about flying. Throughout history man wanted to fly, and now that we can do it, we bitch about airport security and delays. Yeah, even something as awesome as time-travel would lose its novelty pretty darn fast.

That's because we're brainwashed by society to think good-looking people are inherently good and ugly people are inherently evil. No one as camera-friendly as Obama could ever plot against our best interests.

Still masturbating to revisionist history Hypno? Don't worry, we'll wait.

A Bug's Life is actually a remake of The Three Amigos. Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

Once of the best westerns ever made, and a very respectable remake of "Seven Samurai." I'm taken by a few of the cultural differences between the two films, like how the villagers in the original film specifically set out to get mercenaries to protect them, but in the Western they made it so they were trying to buy…

Whoever wrote that should be dragged in the street and shot.

Did Dan Quayle actually say that, or does that just fit into the narrative that history has made of this event?

I disagree about "Across 110th Street" being forgettable without the soundtrack. It's actually a very well made movie with some darn good performances in it. The soundtrack compliments a great movie, it doesn't make up for any deficiencies…