I'm really going just by whoever's name is in that top executive producer slot. Bit like saying modern-day Simpsons has anything to do with Matt Groening or James L. Brooks, but they're still the most recognizable people for this very particular bullshit purpose. And I just name-checked JAG because I figured there'd…

I hate to say it, but one season — maybe a miracle pickup for a 13-episode second season — sounds about right for what that show is and how far that premise could possibly go.

That's … not incorrect.

Spidey, you're a true hero, I don't care what The Daily Bugle says.

Out of curiosity, is there any particular reason you post these? I mean, I love it as its own dada-esque, non-sequitur thing, but I was wondering.

Ah, c'mon, Tuesdays are actually pretty decent! I just got caught up on The Grinder, and it's delightful.

Was that an '00s thing? That sure sounds like that particular hellscape of a decade.

Ooh, time to update the counter!

I'm guessing whichever network aired the Super Bowl still retains the rights to the broadcast, and it was out of ESPN's price range. Not sure about the Super Bowl Shuffle, but my cursory research suggests the '85 Bears have been trying to prevent people from using it for reasons than its originally intended use, which…

That take is hot enough to melt several ice caps.

I think you could quite fairly argue Pony Excess is the better film. I just found The U to be more fun. I think the shift from head coach to head coach to head coach, each with his own distinct personality (or lack thereof, in Dennis Erickson's case), helped keep it fresh for me.

I mean, they're the ones who brought it up. I just thought it was a little undercooked/inconsistent in its presentation.

You're so right. Your words tell me you're selling shitty pasta, but your tone tells me to get effing pumped for this shitty pasta.
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The important thing, as ever, is that we pissed off Emma Goldman.

Do people really need to know what the two-hour finale of The Expanse is about to decide whether to watch it? I kind of figure people are either watching or not, at that stage.

Ah, makes sense. Still, if Prince of Persia is even the fourth most recognizable thing Gemma Arterton has done, that's really sad for all involved. And I say that because, yeah, I think that might actually be the case.

I mean, my posting of old wrestling clips is at least 30% more carefully booked than the current WWE storyline, so there's that.

Like, two hours? It took awhile to deal with all the comments lambasting me for forgetting about Leon Czolgosz.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Hulk Hogan would be very happy if people started focusing exclusively on the tone and not the content of what people say.

It's like 30% shade, 70% self-deprecating humor for forgetting it a couple times.