That is my understanding of the three laws of robotics, yes.

Eh, I'm pretty agnostic on all things Amy Schumer, but I'm not really seeing something else more worthy of an honor as vaunted as tonight's top pick, especially given it's a finale.

Yeah, I feel like the dumb but obvious way to do this is if the podcaster is a thinly veiled Sarah Koenig. The dumb but amazing way to do this is if the podcaster is a thinly veiled Marc Maron.

I *believe* moves are being made on the Mr. Robot front.

I'm not giving up on the dream. I need to email Erik in the near-ish future and see if we can work something out.

Yeah, we didn't forget to mention it.

Until you've turned down a free dive in the Viral Video money trough, I don't want to hear any judgments!

I like how you understood my joke better than I apparently did. (Seriously, that's a better interpretation than what I just wrote.)

It's not making fun of viral videos, per se, but rather TV shows cashing in on viral videos being a pop culture phenomenon, which felt kinda creaky and dated in, like, 2011.

But however will the detectives solve the case when The! Snapchats!! Keep!!! Disappearing!!!!

I'm having business cards printed up that advertise me as "The helpful quisling for today's busy lion warlord on the go."

I considered making the Scream capsule a paean to Bex Taylor-Klaus, because she really is awesome, but I couldn't really think of a non-weird way to launch into an extended appreciation of one cast member with little prompting. My writing gifts only stretch so far, people!

In an ideal world, I would have liked to keep going, as the show really did only seem to be getting better and more complex in its writing. But the viewership just wasn't there for it, and I was at a point where it made sense to cut back a little on my reviewing responsibilities. So, yeah…

I'm not saying they're not works of staggering genius. I'm just saying they're not super cool.

Um, my main claim to fame is writing 3,000+ word reviews of Doctor Who and Farscape. I have never been with it.

You go write ~100,000 words on Regular Show, *then* we'll talk about drops in buckets.

From my careful weekly reading of Shade Court, I'm given to understand that was not shade. That was a damn flamethrower.

Regular Show and I are just trying to give each other some space, you know?

A trial run that lasted like 80 episodes!

It's linked!