Yeah, that's just me. There's not a lot else on…

But it does kind of depend on what you mean by "has money"; the original question to me (which I was probably unwise to answer, but whatever) implied a level of richness that I've observed elsewhere and my family doesn't have. "Has money" also kind of implies savings/reserves; my family has had enough to afford to…

For whatever it's worth, 9/11 is literally the first thing the show runners and director discuss in their DVD commentary for this episode. Bill Oakley even refers to it as "the elephant in the room." So whatever discourse I'm participating in here is one that those responsible for the episode see as pretty essential…

I mean, we're solidly upper middle class, so relative to most people, I guess sure? But I'd also say I met a lot of people when I went off to college (which, yes, was Harvard, a fact that does feel kind of relevant in this context) who were noticeably more comfortable/affluent than my family was, so it's at least…

Hey, it's more like a solid 40% about the author…

Wait, how would that even work? Like, you can cut the "They stick all the jerks in tower one" line without rendering the episode unintelligible, but beyond that cutting any and all WTC references would make the episode like 13 minutes long.

The commentaries confirm that it's meant to be Less Than Zero Downey.

I don't exactly hail from there, but my family has been in Basking Ridge since 1999, so I spent my adolescence there and have returned on and off since starting college in 2006.

I mean, I'm 27. I haven't been disgustingly young for at least a couple years now.

I think we're at a point where, short of Steph Curry going for 45-50 points tonight (or Andre Iguodola just going thermonuclear, as he's the only other *vaguely* plausible candidate), LeBron absolutely *should* be the MVP, and there really isn't even that much room for debate. I'm fairly sympathetic to the idea of…

That I need to step up my copy editing game, mostly.

Those 6 p.m. timeslots are a killer, especially for irregularly airing shows. So sorry for the oversight.

I'm in Amsterdam! And, by extension, without any legal access to American television. Kate was a superstar and filled in these last two weeks while I've been in Europe.

It abso-damn-lutely is a museum about fries. I learned France in the 1980s had a fry vending machine. Shockingly, this really didn't work!

I've got some good ones, especially if you look historically: Florence Nightingale, Katherine Hepburn, Yogi Berra, George Carlin, and Anne Frank's father Otto (who was instrumental in preserving her legacy after WWII) is a pretty great top five.

I'm almost 100% English (and by that I mean I was born in the UK, though left when I was 3 and a half), but my dad spent summers bartending in Glencoe when he was in medical school, and he wanted to pay homage to Scotland with my name.

I was this close to crow-barring Helsinki into my travel plans. Ultimately decided against it because the airport is apparently pretty far from the city proper, and it seemed just a tad too long if I was only going to be able to manage a day there.

Oh, they don't make me. I just want to keep making a bit of money as I burn through funds.

Which country is yours?

I had fries at the Friet Museum today, and one of the dips I got was Andalusian Sauce. Like Mayo Plus! I'm a fan.