Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University

Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University

College newspaper entertainment section editor opinions: "Some Nights" is the most trite bullshit song that I begrudgingly like of 2012. Although I hate "The 2nd Law," I will give Muse props for "Madness," and same for Mumford & Sons and their double "Babels"; and "Take a Walk" is easily the worst song off "Gossamer,"…

College newspaper entertainment section editor opinions: "Some Nights" is the most trite bullshit song that I begrudgingly like of 2012. Although I hate "The 2nd Law," I will give Muse props for "Madness," and same for Mumford & Sons and their double "Babels"; and "Take a Walk" is easily the worst song off "Gossamer,"…

Alright, it's from many other places much older than that movie, but jeez, if my first correlation after reading a review is Vampires Fuckin' Suck then I probably won't see the movie.

Alright, it's from many other places much older than that movie, but jeez, if my first correlation after reading a review is Vampires Fuckin' Suck then I probably won't see the movie.

I'm ashamed I know this, but the "vampires eat Chinese people and compare them to Chinese food" was cribbed from Vampires Fuckin' Suck. (I added "Fuckin'" because rhyming.)

I'm ashamed I know this, but the "vampires eat Chinese people and compare them to Chinese food" was cribbed from Vampires Fuckin' Suck. (I added "Fuckin'" because rhyming.)

Please remember to mention that the goddamn hard drives of a goddamn Hollywood film were goddamn stolen out from under the creators' noses.

Please remember to mention that the goddamn hard drives of a goddamn Hollywood film were goddamn stolen out from under the creators' noses.

I bought CDs because sometimes my iPod's battery life wouldn't be enough to warrant using it in the car for music. Also, when you put a shuffle in front of me, I usually use it, so it was a good way for me to listen to something front to back.

I bought CDs because sometimes my iPod's battery life wouldn't be enough to warrant using it in the car for music. Also, when you put a shuffle in front of me, I usually use it, so it was a good way for me to listen to something front to back.