Meh
I'm sure juke joints and speakeasy"s were doing better business before the phonograph came out.
Cinemaplexes are lame, unless you are 17 and trying for the epic back-row BJ of course.
Theaters will just become more of a boutique sort of thing.
Though the world could also come to a screaming conclusion as well when…

Only
Only if its Ghostbusters…………3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah seriously, unless bill wrote it himself and ernie hudson comes back from the dead (hes dead right?) no one is going to get the tone right. I can hear the Fridge-a-dare latch closing and the countdown starting already.
I just can't wait for Wallstreet 2 to prove…

Life is like that for some people in the world. Ginger Kids are funny. Ireland, music, crushing power, funny, eric cartman, sad, abstracted hipster douchebag meta-pertection….holding…ahhhh

Daybowbow.net is small but good for a laugh.

I say
We make Fox news the number one rated processed News flavored food product in America. Then the rest of the world will become very confused as we try to win their shit back in the Casino Circus Hustle that is our Financial System. Before the catch wise to the fact that Americans don't give a shit unless it…

Also
Also pitchfork is called that because it is run by the devil, and everyone who write for them no longer gets down other than to memories of the sweet salty, not unlike pork, tast of Lucifers well shorn ballsack.

Awesome
Once again the writers of the AV Club prove that they have a sense of humor, and only occasionally choose to review things in such a way that betrays their having a heart, and being based in chicago.

Such is the Power of Satan. Simple and Ironic it escapes even the most astute of the hipster intelligentsia.

Well I'll be…
I having been searching for the reason that I agreed with Patrick Bateman that Bono was Satan, but it wasn't until this small blog handed Coldplays spiritual succession rights to infinite fuckingestness that I was finally redeemed.