It's Crosby's lifelong dream to own a studio. Why should he be forced to give up his (successful!) dream? I was on Crosby's side the whole time. Adam is a douche and he needs to STOP DANCING.

Cello girl was in bed with Crosby in the beginning.

…an historic meeting. AN. HISTORIC.

She borrowed it from her sister, Rory.

Karen is the worst.

Matt Ross aka Alby from Big Love?!

He was Amanda Seyfried's husband on Big Love, same time as BB.

Why? He is smokin'!

I heard that same story in a church and he said he wrote it as if Skinner wasn't a wiener who lived with his mother. Afterward I got to hang out with him, eat chips and talk about the consistency of Bart being lured into bad things by Nelson and co. throughout the entire series.

That hurts my heart. STAY AWAY FOREVER OR COME BACK ALL THE WAY, STEVE.

It looked like shitty pasta.

Here's hoping she didn't want to be nailed down for another five year television series and got the same deal Lange did.

"A million times" is a wildly inaccurate assessment.

I loved when she said "Why didn't you text me?" just in time to get mowed over by Max arriving in the cop car. SERIOUSLY, WHY DIDN'T HE TEXT HER? You can receive texts silently!

What they are asking goes against all of by-the-book Julia's fundamental beliefs. They're trying to play her. Why should she accommodate shit?

It's "chung-chung" not "thunk thunk."

THANK YOU. He does not acknowledge the baby. EVER.

Zeek nearly ruined them in the first season (with his financial non-wizardry, and also his cheating). Two weeks ago Camille said "I don't have any money." They are stuck with Sarah and Drew!

"It's Suze Orman!"
"It's Sooze, isn't it?"
"No, she doesn't need the I, that's how she saves money."

I'm surprised you hated it this much—horror movies aside, the basement sequence was technically outstanding, all the different lights! That brief pass through that was red? The flickering? Great stuff.