They both suck so much.

Drive sucks. Cool first half-hour, then a B-mob movie. Nice jacket, inconspicuous guy.

Rollins said "shit" on SVU a couple weeks back.

Bearding for each other more like it

Lucky! We went on open mic night, 10 singers doing two songs each, and it was fucking awful. The best person was a 16-year-old girl. Swifty was discovered there, probably amongst the same terrible burnouts.

Why don't people swoon more over how she's dating Carrie Brownstein?

Do you need a tampun?

You can line up for 7am at Rockefeller Centre on the day of and you can choose a show ticket or a dress ticket. We picked dress because it's half an hour longer and figured most people want to be at the live broadcast. You go back for 7:30pm, stand in line again and hope for the best. I did indeed get to see dress…

Jim is super mousy in the beginning. Floppy hair, bad suits. Wiener alert. Karen made him hot then Pam swooped in.

"It's basically an iron." —Hank Hill

And takes off his jacket…to tie around his waist because it's hot.

I went blind eyerolling at this bullshit excuse. /dictated to my cat

She shot him because she loved him, just like he was saying.

Holder wasn't picking up his phone, that's why she called PD. She knew because Angie Gower told her.

"Ya know, when the P.O. told Twitch to get into the back seat, maybe it was so they could drive around & get a victim." Pretty sure that was straight-up rape. The rest is interesting.

She's terrific. Her approach is so weird—robotic, stoic, with scary bursts of feeling and speed-talking—and untraditional that it can seem out of tune with everything else. But that's her brilliance. She's great with little moments, physical things—one of the best scenes was when Linden got up to storm off, did a…

All season long they've been talking about how they have to get the weight perfect, that scene with him and Henderson and the scale, him saying they were trying to fatten him up, the test dummy, Hugh Dillon explaining to his son how the gallows work (or don't), how the episode is called "Six Minutes" ie the time it…

Ahem did no one notice Becker rigged the gallows so Seward didn't die instantly?

Creators always write the best episodes. Even unfairly maligned ones.

HANGED