If my boy wasn't six, I'd swear there were two of us.

Oh, Phantom Menace, you sly little fucker.

Hey, it's my son's birthday, too!  He was so, so fucking stoked that the Avengers came out on his birthday last year, he thought it was personally for him.  (He turned 6.)

There's a crazy ass storefront not far away that advertises Pizza and Parrots. No, thanks.

The very first time I voted, when I was 18, I voted for Harold Stassen because why the fuck not.

Can't miss him, he's got BOB written on his forehead.

I cried during the last act when Batman finally became regular again. All hail the Activia League!

I cried during the last act when Batman finally became regular again. All hail the Activia League!

I just came here to rail against my Terriers notification, am so glad to see that there are fleet-footed, brave men and women out there running point, firsting the good first for all Terriers-loving America.

She totally does.  I helped her get things going on the iPad when she got it, and the first thing she had me do was set the homepage of Safari to the obituary page of her small town newspaper.

I asked her the same thing and she said it was only "okay."

As soon as I saw this come up, I posted it on Great Grandma's Facebook wall.

"It was a *big* dog!"

Well, Corey Feldman probably never made a movie with Hugh Grant, but I'm pretty sure Dennis Miller has been on the Daily Show so I just don't know *what* to think.

Well, Corey Feldman probably never made a movie with Hugh Grant, but I'm pretty sure Dennis Miller has been on the Daily Show so I just don't know *what* to think.

If they use Bill Murray's Star Wars theme, I am 100% in.

If they use Bill Murray's Star Wars theme, I am 100% in.

Leia *Organa*

Leia *Organa*

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