I have an eight year old and a six year old. Perry and Batman rule the roost at our house.

… And leading off the Inventory of Toys Our Parents Refused to Buy for Us So We Bought Them For Our Kids But It Turned Out They SUCKED is …….. Mousetrap!

… And leading off the Inventory of Toys Our Parents Refused to Buy for Us So We Bought Them For Our Kids But It Turned Out They SUCKED is …….. Mousetrap!

This all could have been avoided if they'd just given him his damn two dollars.

This all could have been avoided if they'd just given him his damn two dollars.

We saw Pulp Fiction as a family one year (must have been on video?  PF came out in theaters in May, can't imagine it would still have been playing, but who knows…)

We saw Pulp Fiction as a family one year (must have been on video?  PF came out in theaters in May, can't imagine it would still have been playing, but who knows…)

Sometimes I like to imagine what the steady stream of prayers coming in to God must look like:

Sometimes I like to imagine what the steady stream of prayers coming in to God must look like:

Aw, hell, I feel like you just lobbed this awesome softball for a Bugs-in-drag joke, but I just can't pull it together tonight.

Aw, hell, I feel like you just lobbed this awesome softball for a Bugs-in-drag joke, but I just can't pull it together tonight.

My kids completely rejected this version, and they don't exactly have high standards.

My kids completely rejected this version, and they don't exactly have high standards.

scruffylove: He's got some stiff competition:

scruffylove: He's got some stiff competition:

What a perfect book to pick, too — no sweetness and light, just a duck that tries to avoid getting spanked who descends into a far worse nightmare instead. A book where getting spanked eventually *is* the happy ending.

What a perfect book to pick, too — no sweetness and light, just a duck that tries to avoid getting spanked who descends into a far worse nightmare instead. A book where getting spanked eventually *is* the happy ending.

Fargo-fegnugen.

Fargo-fegnugen.

Oh, yeah.  That and Qbert were my personal timesinks.