oh damn
funniest comeback I've read in a long time clavis

a jumbotron
really?! they still do that? I always wanted to find a girl I liked enough to fall in love with and propose to, but I'd like to do something original and romantic, one that didn't involve say, beer, hotdogs, or a sport that was featured in a jimmy fallon movie.

I think that..
yes…I think….yeah, I am never going to see this movie, watch the dvd or re-runs of the show it was based on, nor will I probably stick around with any girl that watches it. And I am sure that there are plenty of intelligent women out there who would pass on this movie, or at least do me the favor of…

not only bland strobeylight
but urges to eat a bullet feelings will be on high as Seacrest sits on the guest chair, trying desperately to say something interesting to fallon, both glancing sideways at the camera, covering their mouths in girlish giggles, and basically be the only ones laughing at their humorless…

could be worse
wait until he's a guest when Jimmy Fallon takes over late night, then witness bland, unfunniness like never before!