unfortunately, I was taught how to use quotation marks from the movie Austin Powers. I will now crawl into a cave and die for the next three days.

no way, I definitely went to a "college: that had many 50ish year old professors shacked up with current or recent students. It isn't illegal to bang folks after they are 18, which makes colleges ripe for intelligent assholes to nail people way younger than them, so in effect that "professors" stance is relatively…

easy now. When the fuck has the AV Club permitted the separate criticism of the same piece of pop culture from two of its lackeys? I think it is time for a duel.

none of y'all have adequately addressed leo's big Q. I think we are headed for the great Tom's humanizing when his "totally hot surgeon" wife kicks him to the curb after it would no longer raise eyebrows. Poor tom. Sadly it will only make it more awesome for all of us.

But have any of your seen Stacy's mom? Word on the street is she's got it goin' on512.

Fucking Little Women

don't swear in the subject
Todd, National parks are important to the tune of the fact that they cover 84.4 million acres of the US. I guess I should have made the point with less swearing, so this is toned down. Don't equate the value of a ken burns documentary (right below belly button lint) with the value of the…

Fuck You Todd
There are 84.4 million acres in the national park system. That doesn't deserve a 12 hour documentary? Then what the fuck does? I don't even think my worst enemy should be subjected to the treatment of a 12 hour Ken Burns documentary, but you seriously screwed the pooch on equating the importance and…

So I am obviously dumb
Does ESPN facilitate any way to watch this series, via their website or through a DVD release, other than having cable? Don't get me wrong I know all about "schmorrents", and shmoschmorshins for that matter, but the two 30 for 30's haven't been posted as far as I can tell. Please internet…

Did they steal this plot from The Hangover?
Granted he didn't take any rufies, but he was taking poppers, or at least smelling salts, in the first episode. Then he wakes up with a massive headache and can't remember where he left the body. He spends the episode searching for the body and retracing his steps to fill…

That was pretty damn funny

Who cares about whether you can draw comparisons to Arrested Development. It was great, but even if this show recycles old AD scripts, it will be different based on the characters and there interactions. If Manny starts trying to bang the show choir daughter this becomes an interesting conversation. This is the…

hell, zombies even make books better. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and The Bible prove that point

Those are definitely zombie movies, and they are entertaining as hell

Say what you fucks want,
but every movie is better with Zombies (see The Passion), and every movie is better with Woddy Harrelson (see every movie he has ever been in).

damn