Oh, I thought the whole time he was so nervous he was mispronouncing his name. Haha.

Also Plato: fuck you bro. "[McCarthy] is letting us know that he knows more about science than we thought he did." MOTHERFUCKER HAS BEEN AT ASU FOR TWELVE YEARS AND HAS AN EXTREME INTEREST IN SCIENCE. EXACTLY HOW LITTLE DID YOU THINK HE WAS VERSED IN THE TOPIC?! FUCKIN' SHITHEAD.

I changed my mind about Ira Plato and Science Friday re: McCarthy and Herzog. Plato didn't help matters. Herzog reading a long passage of McCarthy's "All The Pretty Horses" helped immensely. Holy shit. I'm turning that into a YouTube clip immediately.

Ugh…Ira Plato and Science Friday?

I am incredibly interested in that. Not so much in Herzog because that fucker has talked forever about everything, but McCarthy media appearances are like proverbial needles in a proverbial haystack in proverbial Texas proverbially.

But we didn't see a body with Dr. Octopus, did we? We just see him drowning and sinking into the abyss and then it cuts to Peter and Mary Jane or whatever.

That is somehow preferable to me.

Did they ever do a segment on the story about him wanting to impress some girl at the dance by reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maitenance, but playing second fiddle to "Freddie" who danced around with his trousers off?

An Idiot Abroad is OK, but it was pretty much as I expected it to be from the trailers. Too much of "bigoted jackass" Karl and "whiny" Karl. I know you might be saying "what other Karl is there?", but I think he really does have a better side to him. Stuff like thinking a bee he saw drop to the ground had a heart…

@Craig J. Clark

Sweet, sweet validation.

Basic Instinct.
I finally sat down and watch it about a month ago and I really found it pretty damned boring. If I hadn't already seen Body Heat and The Last Seduction do what BI was trying to do but much better (and yes, I know BI came out two years before Seduction, it just feels irrelevant to me), I would likely…

Science!

Further Elevating the Already Pristine Reputation of the AV Club Commenters Section…
I'd fuck that haughty smirk right off her fucking face.

That reminds me of my favorite YouTube montage ever: "BATMAN AND ROBIN IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME"

I like how he delivered every one of those the exact same way and weirdly stressed certain words for no reason.

because they don't just want to come right out and say "Shaun Levy"…
A-fucking-men. That's the first thing I thought when I read this headline.

Whoops, I meant Kristen Schaal's character, not Linda.

+1, Dumbledore.

Also anyone who is largely ignorant of Eugene Mirman should rectify that shit pronto. The Absurd Nightclub Comedy of Eugene Mirman is a great place to start. Also this: