Tina is also my favorite. Linda is great but in smaller doses, or when they broaden her character like in the B&B episode.

"We've all been played."
[Queen Elizabeth puts sunglasses on face] YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Comment of the day.

Link!

Just a minute, guys. I'll be right back. Arsenio has some good news to tell me about Terriers!

Congo does win the coveted "Best Scene With Tim Curry Getting His Head Smashed In By A Simian" award, however.

Only someone with a name like Erik E Erik would put Congo two places above Being John Malkovich.

Excellent news!
Now to find out what FX is going to do with Terriers…

Yeah, I was trying to be generous. I don't think there's anything in his credits that appeals to me enough to even voice in favor of it. It's like a monument to bland mediocre crap.

"RISE of the Apes?"
"What's that? Some non-Planet of the Apes kinda movie?"

I've always been kind of lukewarm to both Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic, but they really have a lot of fun with the Birdemic one. I think it's one of the best to start with.

These newly opened files—could they signal…
….the Return of the Mack?

Bardem is a fine choice…
…but the casting of the rest of his ka-tet is what will make or break this movie.

Must Pussy Always Appear?

Represented by Scott Clockerman.

The MPAA:
Monkey-Penis? Absolutely Abolished!

Waiting two seasons for all those Lords and Admirals to get owned by Garrow in the finale was worth it.

It will have no shit left when I am finished with it!

Being a recent convert to both Downton Abbey and another proper BBC drama, Garrow's Law…it's safe to say I'll be watching the shit out of that reboot.

"Chase The Tear" isn't on Third.