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Sean O'Neal!
I had no idea he'd look like a more disheveled James Murphy. Good on you, sir.

"BURN."

That's fine. Don't be too disheartened by the first episode, though. I mean, it's a great episode but it's probably the bleakest TV pilot ever.

He did Live Free or Die Hard. Nothing to be proud of, Len.

Bryan Cranston should be in more movies, period.
And most of them as slimy villains. This is good news. The worst thing about it so far is Len Wiseman.

Wax Troll Cruise?

Who stole David Bowie's pants from Labyrinth…
…and put some stars on them?

Yeah, it was number 13 and this what I get when I click on it:

@Sheltie

I was going to research the exact color and font O'Neal uses before saying to myself "You're going to WHAT?! Fuck that."

You should definitely watch Emperor's New Groove as soon as possible. And Lilo and Stitch isn't—bad, really.

I curse the Gods and myself for losing my 25 Lame VHS tape. My sister and I would watch it almost every Saturday morning after MST3K on Sci-Fi was over.

I believe the great finale with the teleporter door chase was the greatest technical and creative achievement for Pixar at the time. Simultaneously tense and hilarious. And probably a big inspiration for a certain Valve game later on down the line.

I found the original image:

Conan's mad cackling after proving her wrong was the schadeniest schadenfreude there is.

When you say something like that it makes me think I shouldn't be so humble.

I even know a dude who works on this show and I think he's funny as hell. WHY HAS GOD CURSED ME!?!?

I want make sure people know when I say that it's "really troubling to me" (hyperbole) not because others like it, but because I don't like it, because there's something missing in my head that doesn't allow me to appreciate it. I'm defective.

Archer.
I don't get it.

Dad! You just killed Zombie Flanders!