The dog story is very optional, but I'd love to see it get at least 5 minutes.

I really hope the Chinese sub story is in there.
One of the weirdest and most interesting accounts in the book. With a great, emotional ending.

The source of my avatar is this Brandon Draws comic:

Rope's probably my favorite Hitchcock movie, no shit. The background's gradual fade to night over the course of the movie is really awe-inspiring stuff. Rope is Dope.

They made a Batman Rashomon: "Have I Got A Story For You" from the animated Gotham Knight DVD.

Sweet Clam, don't you have your hands full with the upcoming Wonder Woman TV series? One crisis at a time!

What happens in the second season of Vega$ stays outside of the knowledge of all reasonable, decent people.

Vega$: The Second Season, Vol. 2
VOLUME 2?!?

Geena Davis is awesome in everything she's been in and that includes the shit she was shitty in.

There was a time when I'd defend Lost World over part 3, that time has passed. Part 3 really is a quality adventure flick.

4. Don't tell me you're a fag. If you're a werewolf, that's fine.

In all fairness, I on a diet.

Willie Nelson…
…is entitled to all the special treatment he fucking wants.

Murder, She Wrote…
…would have been a lot better with Jessica Alba in the lead role.

The sooner we ignore Charlie Sheen…
…the sooner his lunacy will be forgiven and forgotten by the public. The sooner Two and a Half Men will resume production with Sheen back at the helm.

I guarantee you none of the themes you've listed will be even remotely addressed in this remake.

The stupidest thing I've ever done (lately) is not go and see him in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago.

"Now I don't want to get off on a RANT here…"

The box! THE BOX!!!

I like the Anne Frank joke, but the other two just reek of trying too hard to me. I've read a couple of interviews with him and he seems like a perfectly nice guy, it's just not the kind of comedy I'm into right now.