Now I want to watch the entire movie just so I can get the appropriate emotional buildup for Winston's triumphant moment.

Bitch Hunter, you've won the page. And my heart.

Borders CEO: "Look! Over there! We're buying Barnes and Noble!"

If you don't care for Louis C.K. at all you can fuck off, bro.

I think he should have gotten a nod for directing over writing. But then again, I'm not The Best of Sterling Hayden.

@Quemore

The Haunting of Hefner House…
"No human eye can isolate the unhappy coincidence of line and place which suggests evil in the face of a house, and yet somehow a maniac juxtaposition, a badly turned angle, some chance meeting of roof and sky, turned the house into a place of despair, more frightening because the face of…

Paying for information…
That's adorable.

You will believe a man can become tangled in an oak tree.

Game Of Death.
Not to fear, Snipe fans, we still have one more terrible, direct-to-DVD movie to look forward to before the Wesley Snipes Tax Evasion Performance Moratorium goes into full effect:

I find Dirty Movie to be a pale retread of 5 Second Films' Goat Trip:

Well…it's nice to see the fat kid from Reaper gettin' some work.
That was an OK show.

You hear that crew of Two and a Half Men?
It's not Papa Sheen's fault, it's Momma Network who drives him to drink, to sleep around, who makes him work long hours at the office. She's the reason she missed your ball game. She's driving a wedge between the both of you!

I would like to have seen more Alex Haw, but he's apparently an architect now.

A list of silly Batman heroes and villains that leaves out Crazy Quilt is no list at all!

Especially after the last one. Went out on a high note.

@Kanye East

I watched the first two X-Men movies and NCC-approved The Last Seduction. All were worth the time, but I had an issue with the ending of X2 that I'm sure has been raked over the coals incalculable times before I thought about it: why does Jean leave the jet to do the "raise the jet and keep the water away" thing? Why…

The King Of Limbs: available digitally in 5 days for $9…
…available digitally in 6 days for free.

Fifteen seconds with a Dreamworks executive…
…who has just learned about the competing project: