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I have a pretty bad habit of seeing bad commercials on TV and then immediately looking them up on YouTube to see if everyone agrees with me.

The tireless filming of that movie through a camera phone is in and of itself an intriguing bit of commentary through art. The uploader is a subversive genius!

The collective indifference Bill Engvall gets is way funnier to me than the rabid hatred Larry the Cable Guy receives. "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

*throw in. Goddamn these large, sexy, masculine hands.

I'll do it:

3 is exciting as hell. What movie were you watching, Flaubert?

@inle

The Album Cover.
Makes for a typically terrible piece of ToD cover art, but would probably be a great 1980s Terry Gilliam adventure movie.

Bad Day To Go Fishing…
…but a GREAT day for laughter! From the director of Gone Fishin', Dorf Goes Fishing, and Phish: Portland '98 Bootleg comes the sentimental buddy comedy Bad Day To Go Fishing!

Strangely enough, Shawn Levy's name is amongst the very first I'd expect to hear in the running for an Innerspace remake.

@dgl

Number 19! Another Stephen King reference!

Hopefully Indy 4 is indicative only of present-day Speilberg when burdened with present-day George Lucas, but it is kind of like those two get to take turns making the Indy movie they want. Speilberg got to have primary control of Raiders (awesome), Lucas got to have primary control of Temple of Doom (crap),

First Lance Reddick, now Glynn Turman.
Abrams and Simon share opinions on the casting of authoritative black characters.

"Bunch of bombs in the air" will never not be hilarious.

From Greengrass to Aronofsky to Shawn Frigging Levy.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Too Mexican for the current demographic, but will not be Mexican enough in about 30 years.

My favorite Drunk Lahey scene ever:

Don't you get it by now? Slash is any collaborator's shorthand for "we're fucking awesome!" It's the kind of brand appeal that he'll never dilute and weaken from overuse of!