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A pre-ad AND a post-ad? Fuck off.

"the picture makes it look like some napoleon dynamite rip off."

Dailymotion.
Is terrible.

There's something so contrived about this.
It feels like some large media outlet paid Papsidera to be that inflammatory. I can picture Roger Ailes right now, sitting at the head of a long desk in his Den of Evil, giant tank full of sharks swimming behind him. "What America wants right now is a silly, vaguely-credible

More like today we are all Kevin James.

I think dropping the sunglasses instead of putting them on is what happens after you deliver a weak line like mine.

Chevy in Caddyshack. Always and forever Caddyshack:

Looks like it's curtains…
…for The Cape.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: The Stan Lee of DC film adaptations.

Michael Caine as Catwoman is a picture in my head too funny to think about for long.

I'm definitely seeing this no matter what…
…but hopefully we get a B-trailer. Y'know. For us snobby types.

There is a serious lack of love for "Moon Over Marin" in this thread.

The way Bill Murray keeps popping up in random places it seems like we won't need a show if we want to see that soon.

Though, in deriding those two movies, I should probably reevaluate my enjoyment of The Bone Collector. I'm pretty sure 90% of my satisfaction from that film comes from watching Angelina Jolie before she got all old and taut and weird-looking.

No. No they are not good.

You should do it, Phil Collins.

He should agree to it.
And then back out of it five minutes before broadcast.

I've long commended Bill Murray's epically passive aggressive war against the filming of another Ghostbusters sequel, but if another, likely terrible Ghostbusters film is what it takes to keep Ernie Hudson out of a direct-to-DVD Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie, then so be it. Relent, Bill, relent!

If The Knack had beaten Big Star.
There would have been a riot in the streets. Of one. Me!

@KalebH