Can we take this caller? It's caller #3, I think…
"Yo soy un baby."

Yeah, now that first little flute part (musical master here speaking) comes right after the title part, when they intro Amy Poehler. It's not a huge deal. The intro still rules. It just feels a little off time now. I suppose that's because they had to make space for Rob Lowe and Adam Scott, but still.

One of their best episodes ever…
Leslie was on fire tonight, and not just literally. When Leslie said "cartwheels" doubtfully, I snorted. Really felt it was stronger than a B+. Great character work and solid storytelling with good resolutions all around. Plus tons of lines that were funny as hell.

No. He thinks he's Sam Fuckin' Rockwell:

Maybe I'm forgetting something, but I thought she was meant to be a fairer-skinner black person. Maybe that's just me remembering how many times someone has suggested Rosario Dawson and Thandie Newton for the part of any hypothetical adaptation over the years. In any case, my choice would be Clare-Hope Ashitey:

Tobey Maguire for Nothing.

Best scene in the whole movie:

Better idea:
A show where Bill Murray's Bosley and Sam Rockwell's villain have to room together. It will be called "Something I Would Much Rather Watch Than Some Tired-Assed Bland Charlie's Angels Reboot."

Sounds like an even worse Politico…
…from that description.

Jeffery Rush. The formidable combination of Jeffery Wright and Geoffery Rush.

Re@ Helmsley. It was a typo. I meant to contest your assertion that Bardem was too young. That's dumb. You're dumb. Roland is an older dude, but he isn't ancient.

FUCK. You're right, Mr. White. I knew there was someone I had thought was perfect earlier that I was forgetting. Dude deserves to blow up now, anyway. How do you get an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor and not have at least one new project in your pipeline that isn't the next season of BB?

Well, he's….uh….bald.

Tommy Lee Jones for Gunslinger.
Javier Bardem "too old."
Javier Bardem too old "by a mile."

Christopher Walken for the Crimson King.

They should give him some of those Marylin Manson contacts.

He has two more legs than is required for the part.

The King's Great-Grandson's Relationship.
Hmm. Doesn't have as much of a ring to it.

I think Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be good for the part. But that's only as Joseph Gordon-Levitt's agent.

This is wrong. You're wrong.