…and Gorlac enslaved us all.

It's complete bullshit. Just like the Bale rumor was. By the way, Bale would have been shit for the part, too.

Also, I might enjoy this. 1408 was a better translation than I expected. I mean…it wasn't awful.

"Il field-goal kicking mulo!" [points to set of battered goal posts]

Goodness me, not the K-word…
Kunt.

Why is he wearing that heavy coat? From all the flora and fauna behind him it doesn't seem particularly cold outside.

"Hmm, parkour! Well, I won't get hurt because I'm Michael Sco—" [CRUNCH]

That sounds pretty sweet except for the Williamsburg part.

His Other Guys persona would mesh nicely, I think. SO FINGERS CROSSED FOR THAT LOL

They can show as many episodes of Skins as they want…
…as long as they give equal time to Shirts.

Or looking at the cover for Metallica's Load album.

A serious head injury, you say?
Clearly this was an attempt to more identify with his fanbase.

@Miller — a whole team of racist, speeding mice?

He's locked in the same basement his dad keeps Alfonso Ribeiro, Jazzy Jeff and the first Vivian in.

Today the daughter gets a movie…
…and the son will come out tomorrow…with his next project.

If there's someone who can more closely relate to the hardscrabble life of a destitute orphan more than Willow Smith, I'd like to see them.

"We prefer to think of the item as A dildo, not YOUR dildo."

If Donald Glover doesn't get to be Spiderman…
…then Willow Smith sure as shit doesn't get to be Annie.

The Candy Shop.

Maybe if Fred stopped yelping about how big his Cadillac was he could have heard the knocking. But the fact that he tells her to knock a little louder is a paradox in itself. IF YOU CAN HEAR HER KNOCKING WHY DO YOU NEED HER TO KNOCK LOUDER? ARE YOU JUST BEING A DICK?