I don't like how I wrote it. We all lose.

I don't know…
…I think "Booty Parlor" lacks the subtlety of say…the "Love Shack."

Leonard Pierce will write the review. He'll say he teared up at a certain part, but we will later find out that he didn't.

I have a question for Julie Klausner.
Will you ask John Mulaney and Nick Kroll when they're doing another Oh, Hello episode?

Yeah I think you get some Slater "shadow-boner" in it. That scene with him and the nutso peasant girl is pretty hot. Not hot: the scene where they show the nutso peasant girl's shack with all of them living like animals and a rooster shits on her grandmother's head.

The Name Of The Rose was a big budget epic?
It cost about 30 million in today's dollars to produce. Most of that money must have gone to securing Connery, surely. How much did it cost to buy a bunch of ratty robes and rent out an old castle for a month?

Metallica?

Feast your eyes on the horror:

Kelsey Grammar Presents: The Sketch Show.
For all of its faults (namely: the befuddling choice to have Kelsey Grammar headline a sketch show), the series did keep comic greats like Paul F. Tompkins and Kaitlin Olson in the black financially.

Uhhh then how will I be able to complain about them later, genius?

A Short Play on the Prolific Career of James Franco
"I'd like to see Mr. Franco, please."

The real reason Quesada wanted the Human Torch dead…
…is because he's always smoking.

The conceit is if I purchase a product closely related to the video game, they will be satiated.

It's a romantic comedy sequel to Kill Bill in which Beatrice Kiddo attempts to find a man to replace the man she murdered, but through all her trails and tribulations with the new guys she meets, in her heart it is always, eternally "Still Bill."

Yes. You do realize Dead Space: Aftermath is a DVD and Blu-ray release featured on this very page, right?

If I buy the Dead Space DVD…
…will it make those terrible old woman seizure ads currently being featured go away?

Agreeing with Craig and Emperor Jim. Even though it was ultimately pointless since it was just a more tired version of the original. It was good to see Ellen Barkin getting work, though.

"Caught up all the way"

The Sopranos may have been praised for it's realism…
…but here is a perfect example of where it fell short. Real life is far, far stupider.

I couldn't stop reading that until I had caught up all the way, Mythagoras. My penis and I thank you.