So when my girlfriend said our sex was "shambolic", that wasn't a compliment? :(

Sean O'Neal and that IWatchStuff guy…
…are the kings of getting perfect photographs for their celebrity-centric entries. There is no time that this picture of Darren Aronofsky…

More Onion Future News.
My heart pines for it!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Gonna paint your wagon…
…gonna paint it good
We ain't braggin'
We're gonna coat that wood!

@ Way Late

Oh, I see. Well, there is also this:

@ Preparation Heche

Best response to a response EVER, Aurora!

I feel bad for the parents of that miserable E-Trade baby. A smug frat boy douchebag majoring in finance who's not even out of diapers yet. He bounces between The Hangover and Boondock Saints for his favorite movie of all time.

I am.

Well, I was hoping to find some video clips of it, but that would entail going onto YouTube with similar search parameters, and yonder way lies madness.

Googling for more information on that Television documentary that Nugent mentions:
Harder than you'd think. "PBS television" certainly wouldn't do the trick. Nor does adding "documentary", "1988", "eight part" or similar terms. I had to IMDB it:

Space Plans.

+2!

Balderdash.
"It wants to tell you a story (in many cases, like this one, a very interesting one), but it's doing so in a way that constantly reinforces that you're learning something. Instead of making the story come alive, it's content to sit back and just tell you what happened."

I'm Not Rappaport.
I'm not Rappaport.

I propose an Acting Off between Hamm and John C. Reily for the role…
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!"

Urine. From all the piss-taking Ricky was doing.