He'd turn Gandalf into a real ice cream-eating motherfucker.

When his mom informed him of the offer, Mackaye screamed that he didn't want to hear it, all of her bullshit,

He shouldn't talk as if he has sole ownership of the part…
…the only reason he got the part was because Ian Mackaye wouldn't answer his phone and he was the next name in the casting director's rolodex.

The beard was real!

These gay jokes were created in the fires of Mt. Doom, and only there can they be destroyed.

Arsenio you rascally son of a bitch…

Will Smith will play every famous black man ever.

Bloody Sunday.
Worth checking out?

Daniel Day Lewis!

I would love to see what kind of formative experience watching Fraggle Rock followed by Over the Top would have on a young child. Like later on in life he'd see a puppet and wonder why it made him think of arm wrestling.

@NecccoWafers

I am old as shit.

Thirteen Days owns.
That is all.

FUCKING THIS NAME WITH THIS FUCKING LOGO:

Oh hells yeah I had a mad amount of MST3K tapes because I only found out about the show because I fell asleep with the TV on one night and woke up to it playing at 2 in the morning. From then on I timer-recorded every weekly episode I could until it finally started playing on Sci-Fi. And holy shit @ how furious I…

Guess that role really went to his head.

I feel totally miserable whenever I consider the fate of my old tape collection. When we moved somewhere else they just went into the wind somewhere. Same goes for all of my old comics and issues of Wizard magazine. And my drawings and my stories, dear God! My childhood was erased.

I read Czar's post in the voice of his avatar.

oh and @ZMF, what did Bradley do to offend you?

@Yout