I remember being a huge fan of the Drew Carey Show until it stopped being a show about loveable fuckups who occasionally delved into wild absurdity and turned into The Drew Carey "WHAT GIMMICK HAVE WE COME UP FOR THIS EPISODE" Half-Hour.

Fuck everyone in that video.
Fuck Dan Deacon. Fuck Coppola. Fuck his daughter. Fuck them until your dick falls off.

I'd like to amend Herbert Pocket to "Herbie" Pocket, if that finds satisfaction with the court?

The Case of Hellraiser III and the Semi-Relevant Annecdote.
When I was 10 or 11, I was forced to bring my lame, sheltered 9 year old cousin along for a sleepover at a friend's house. Sleepovers there were the raddest because this particular friend had a cool older brother who was A. never home and B. had a…

Reginald Bottomwipe.

…and because DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS RULES!

Also my favorite member of the Big Bang cast is the nerd with the glasses because he apparently has been relegated to playing the "straight nerd," with no real quirks or specialties that set him apart from the rest of the group. For fans of the show, does he ever have his own storylines or anything that occasionally…

And that fat, zit-faced little boy…grew up to be Emperor Jim!

Maybe if Fred Rogers had ever visited a sitcom factory I'd know. :(

Soggy biscuit and kablooey sound like urban myths to me, but kablooey does sound funny as fuck.

@DonCab

Jeff Bridges: Increasing His Q-Rating

Also…
…this show sucks Big Bang Dicks.

I don't understand…
…why would a theoretical physicist have any skill or advantage in determining the fate of a network sitcom?

@Mohd

Thank you, Wolfman. My favorite part is Beyonce's segment.

Crazy in the head, Die of measles in the bed.

"On The Beaten Path" and "What Else Is On" are dope. Pick one of those, please.

What do you think about my slowed down version of Lady Gaga's "Telephone?"

I think this single portion of "Teenage Dream" is dope: