*OR the woman. OR. Christ.

Who are you going to trust when it comes to the facts on vaccination? Consistent scientific research of the woman who made pig-faces and jiggled her boobs on MTV before marrying Jim Carey?

Bread and Circus.

The Razzies.
More quaint and outdated than the actual Oscars? Thank you, Razzies, but the web has co-opted pop culture cynicism quite nicely from you now. Even The Soup has trouble keeping up at this point.

Porn is not often free…
…it's ALWAYS free. If you know where to look. (Hint: the Internet.)

"Local Favorites."

Hmm. Maybe I should change my name.

I have the right to hate Insane Clown Posse the most…
…when I found out how many people assumed I was a juggalo because "hatchet" factors so heavily in their mythology, and did not instead realize that I had named myself after an awesome Hot Snakes song.

@ giant spider invasion

I traveled back in time to watch myself watching it for the first time.

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. WELCOME TO THE AV CLUB COMMENTS SECTION.

Oh, well my point is I was making a stupid joke and not an actual argument.

The Best of Both Worlds. With R. Kelly. I mean, if you were wondering what I was talking about. If you just wanted to mention what a good album The Blueprint was, then I agree.

Bravo.

We're around.

The last time Jay-Z tried a joint album with someone…
…it didn't work out too well. What are the Vegas odds on a Kanye dog-fucking video being found within the next 3 months?

Leonard submitted his review for Sportsdome six months ago.

If you enjoyed Tristram Shandy, you'll enjoy The Trip. If you did not enjoy Tristram Shandy…well…I don't very much care for you.

A world where an intelligent, discerning individual such as yourself not being able to tell the difference between a real promo or a farce? Is this the America we fought for?

Tropic Thunder gets better every time I watch it.
I've watched it twice.