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True that may be, his stint on Curb Your Enthusiasm was hilarious, and I hope we get to see him next season.

I believe you're looking for The Trip:

Q: How many dead babies does it take to satiate Galactus?

@JVS

"Hobbits."
"Hobbits."

You're right. A doctor would never talk like that.

Next week "everybody loves Raising Hope…"
As funnyman Ray Romano drops by to help out with the babysitting!

I'm talking to the ma—well, he was right there. I swear he was right there just a few moments ago!

I know the real reason Spiderman never takes off his mask…he doesn't want us to see the bruises. :(

He was going to tell the cops the real story before the producers showed up.

I hear it every night
Under stage lights
The zipline's tension mounts
On with the body count

My list is a farce at any rate. I mean who would REALLY organize their movie and TV show DVDs together? That's absurd. Of course they'd each require a SEPARATE shelf! I mean am I right guys?!

It's a completely forgettable, beige, generic-ass CBS sitcom that pisses me off more than something actively terrible like Two and a Half-Men because of its apparently adamant refusal to define itself. Say what you want about the rest of the CBS lineup, but at least you pretty much understand what you're getting from

List of people interested in purchasing Rules Of Engagement: The Complete Fourth Season…
1. Adhir Kalyan completists.
2. Sadists.
3. Masochists.
4. Confused Rules of Attraction fans.
5. The guy at Netflix responsible for buying all the DVDs.
6. People who need something to put in between their Rudy and Rush Hour 3 DVDs.
7.

Army of Shadows is fucking awesome. Lino Ventura kind of looks like Peter Sellers so sometimes I like to drink a bottle of cough syrup and pretend Inspector Closseau is a Resistance fighter.

The article is actually Not Safe For NOT CLICKING. It may be something O'Neal should have pointed out in the title, but unfortunately it doesn't change the fact that you will be murdered today.

List of things responsible for things Chloe Sevigny says, ordered from most responsible…
…to least responsible:

Olivia Williams and Molly Parker…
…should star in a movie together where they play sisters.

Three Toothpicks.
That small moment of Gene seeing if his sister was a "Rainman" autistic is something I'd like to see more of from the show. Really, anything that reminds me of the rhythm and sensibility of Home Movies is gonna be in my good graces. But I understand the need for the show to find its own sensibility.

@fastandsloppy