Mo'Nique?

He'll probably want to play the kid. But that role is already reserved for Ben Foster.

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No one's going to Leonard Pierce our good man O'Neal!

"3-D" "Blu-ray?"
SPEAK ENGLISH, O'NEAL.

I care deeply about The Lion King.

Holy shit, he isn't. Player is gettin' up there, though.

@ Sergeant

Also, I find it pretty hard to believe the man who is at least partially responsible for rescuing the entire city of New York on two separate occasions from near-omnipotent, extra-dimensional horrors would have trouble with a couple of goofy spectres whose main talent seems to be reciting one-liners that would have…

Sure, I'll play a monster in your weird new genetic experimentation movie…
…but you will grow me first.

@RaGeBeAtEr

He heard about the DEATH TAX!

Oooh, that's inspired. Not only is he a smart guy with great chops, he's a big lug and he's got that broad moon-y face McCarthy mentions, too.

Casper's interpretation of the Ray Stanz character…
…is something I'd definitely be interested in seeing. He's all by himself in that clip. Fatter, sadder, and with a disturbing "Peter North" mustache.

Casper the Over-Friendly Ghost.

Casting the Judge…
Daniel Day Lewis sitting on Tom Hardy's shoulders in an extra-long trenchcoat.

100% agree with this sentiment. At least Nathan Rabin will have something to write about in a few years.

She's so trashy in that movie, but trashy the way papa likes.

Edgar Wright was on a recent episode of the Doug Loves Movies podcast and apparently he sums up the Alien 3 experience with "it just ends with them running around a bunch of hallways," which makes me feel silly because I've gone into essay-length tirades about why it's such a lousy movie, while his sentence pretty…

Bale was awesome in his role but I really could have used more shots of him jumping out of the crackhouse window.