Has HatchetJob single-handedly DEFILED THE MEMORY OF PETE POSTLETHWAITE? This AV Clubber thinks so!

He looks like he might've been trying to hide in a little cubbyhole near the kitchen where they're stacking all the dishes and shit.

He looks so happy to see you!

Doc Holiday (FROM EXERCISE) in Tombstone (PIZZA)
"I'm the shape of a huckleberry."

That isn't the best "Fat Val Kilmer" photo…
…this is:

To be fair, turning down Batman and Robin was probably a wise decision. Even Clooney is still attempting to live that one down.

Well, apparently Shawn Ryan's The Unit is a decent show, that I will never in a million years attempt to confirm.

You'll come to realize I've really done you a favor by spoiling Alien 3.

I traded in my Genesis for a Virtual Boy with Mario Tennis and Wario Land. True and terrible story.

"Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live."

Obligatory re-posting of his fantastic deleted scene from The Lost World…
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oddly enough he doesn't die in The Lost World. Which is good because it isn't really a villain and definitely the most well-realized character in the film.

"Wahh! I'm a big baby! I need my movies not to be absurd!"

If it's anything like Repulsion, The Tenant, or The Sentinel, I'm on board.

The Fighter was great. I laughed at the scene where he takes her to the arthouse theater, even though I think the yuppie shithead yammering blandly about the cinematography was a little on the nose, but there probably are loads of people really like that.

True Grit.
I'd like to think that second-week gross is every asshole who chose to see Little Fockers the first week and were burned so badly they appealed to the Coens for forgiveness.

I'd like to see an after-credits scene in the prequel that flashes forward to the end of the original movie and has MacReady swooping down on the Australian outback in a repaired heli blaring "Eruption" and he turns to the camera and goes "Reports of my death have been GREATLY exaggerated."

I wanted to post that vid in the Lovitz RR thread but I was trapped in the country for the holidays and my internet went out RIGHT as I submitted it. Oh, fellow AV Clubbers, you could not comprehend the depths of my sorrow.

Buy Albert Brooks!
Buy Albert Brooks!
Buy Albert Brooks!
Buy Albert Brooks!
Buy Albert Brooks!
Buy Albert Brooks!

I'm definitely excited for The Thing prequel and well-prepared for it to have more CGI than they let on and generally not be very good.