Sorry, ACA, it will be a pterodactyl detained by vigilant TSA authorities when one eagle-eyed technician notices a plastic explosive taped to the flying dino's right foot.

Andre on the unreleased "Royal Flush" is enough "new OutKast" for me since Big Boi's new album owned so fucking hard. I'd love to see them get back together again, but can completely understand if they don't think it's a working thing any longer.

That tape makes me want to see every Hartman Groundlings footage there possibly is, and if there isn't footage of it, I'd like to hear stories about it. The German impressionist doing American impressions bit is genius.

I'm not sure I agree with you re: Fey, but I would like to see a "cosmic" added to your Poehler alteration, if possible.

A Supreme Clientele sequel is in the works as well, I've read.

Trailer of Life is overwrought to the Malick-ignorant and the Malick-maligner. To us who are steeped in a deep love of all things Malick it is Malick Crack. Malicrack.

@Close-watcher

That isn't whomever, that's Roger Ebert. Man up, Rog.

And AD will be a lousy movie.

I'm Going To Allow This is on my "Best Potential Band Names" list. Along with "Pterrorism."

At this point any AD superfans still bitching about there not being an AD movie while getting a full season of Running Wilde just seems whiny. You fuckers are lucky Mitchell Hurwitz got to do anything after the Sit Down, Shut Up debacle!

"It takes intelligence to play a video game?"

I dunno, bro. I recognize the conceit of the game as being inherently brilliant and well-worth expanding with the right hands in charge. Are there righter hands than Valve's? Could this be less about your feelings about the game itself and more about your hatred of 15 year old, 4channing, internerd sociopaths?

OK, the one thing from the article I'll discuss is the Soderbergh-project portion. Only because I am curious what has become of his nuts plans for a Cleopatra musical featuring the music of Guided By Voices. Because holy shit that sounds awesome.

Where the fuck am I supposed to start with all of this shit I'd like to comment on?
How about nowhere? This will be the thread where nothing very relevant to the article is discussed. Discombobulated AV Clubbers unite!

@ Unreliable Narrator

Just wanted to post here about the Patrice O'Neal interview as one of my favorites along with others people have listed. So fucking intense and just a nuts history the guy has. Opens himself up in a big way, though. There are points in the interview you even think progress with O'Neal's woman-issues might have been…

I'm listing Dan Carlin's Hardcore History…
…just because I believe it hasn't been mentioned yet. Carlin's amateur historian status is what makes his series so approachable and engrossing. It's like having a bartender serve you drinks while discussing world history. I recommend the Ghosts of the Ostfront series for any…

Baked ziti pyrex zulu samurai.

Lost Levels owns / is hard as fuck.