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Obviously Christopher Guest is already working on a second draft of this.

One question…
How many food references does Ghostface make on this particular album?

Best Lasagna Cat Ever:

Lifeguard Sketch.
His Roxbury sketch was probably the best one they ever did, and Fatbusters is awesome, but I can't allow this sketch to go unrecognized. One of my all-time favorites.

Jarvis Cocker's song was great. Although his father didn't much care for it.

Not to mention the movie Wild Things. Dopest use of Matt Dillon this side of There's Something About Mary ever.

I enjoyed both Wild Things Are and Fantastic Mr. Fox. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!?

By that I mean "fine-ass" titties. Not ass-titties, which I have to say I'd be curious in seeing, in a "traveling freakshow" kind of way.

No amount of fine-ass titties in the world can redeem her performance in Watchmen.

It's absolutely stupid and entirely based on my own insecurities about what other people would think about the guy reading the book with the movie cover. "He probably isn't even enjoying it! He probably wouldn't even read a book if there weren't a movie based on it! I only read books that I'm certain there have never

I'm a fan of that typo. But that's coming from a fan of astonishingly movie films.

I think she'll be fine. Not awesome. Fine. I think her acting suffers more from picking consistently terrible material to perform than from being a truly miserable actress.

Clooney's wife in that is a megababe. It's OK. The original Russian version is loads better. I'm a tool though because I still haven't read the goddamned book it was based on, and when I saw it in a local bookstore I didn't pick it up because it was a copy with the new Clooney-Solaris poster on the cover. And I

I can't wait until the movie just turns out to be…
…Jackass 4.

And that's fine. For you. I can go either way. There are plenty of awesome movies that are plotless.

@ littlealex

And the soundtrack is just John Prine's "Sam Stone" played over and over.

That film is also being shown in bleak, heartbreaking IMAX 3D.

Blake Edwards' greatest triumph…
…was salvaging the relationship between Deep Blue Something's lead singer and his girlfriend. It's a nice enough movie, but I never imagined it would be something true and strong enough to build a lasting relationship on.