Sold. I don't even need to read a script. Write it this weekend and we'll start production Monday.

"Applesauce, bitch."

DeNiro was absolutely in Cop Land and that movie is great.

Well, I don't see what point there is in debating the subject. Some people either "I get it" or are "IDGI IRL", and that is a bummer. For them.

Bummer for you, bro.

Now days everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a buncha gibberish
The motherfuckers act like they forgot about Ray

Looking forward to his appearances on CDR, DLM, WTF to promote them.

I've grown to really enjoy the Kirkman conversations. They have a genuinely sweet and funny relationship with one another that's also often peppered with a interesting story or two. I hope there 's never a Tompkast without that segment.

Brian Reagan is quality. There's something about in his obnoxiousness and theatricality that works in a way it doesn't with lesser comedians. Which I guess is why they're "lesser comedians."

It's times like these when we need to laugh the most!

Yes, and it will own.

Fascinating…
…the rare "Bad Review BEFORE Interview" phenomenon.

No, the doctor had a different name than Hocksetter. I do wonder though if that was one of King's first attempts at blending the realities from his books. Like Firestarter was on an alternate earth where It didn't exist but the character of Patrick Hocksetter did? I mean he had already written The Dark Tower at that…

i got steeltoe wallies when i glide onstage
and my heart gently weeps in an iron ribcage

I can't wait for her performance as Chucky in a stage adaptation of Child's Play.

*have had. Goddammit.

The book is weird and unnerving as hell. Especially the sad, sad story of that guy Sean mentions. As far as the movie goes I wouldn't think a rather thinly-sketched King character would carry more menace than a George C. Scott performance, but it happened. Should had Will Sampson play that role.

Conqueror. All hail Conqueror.

American Pickers >>>>> Pawn Stars. It's all the fun of junk trading without the odious characters and manufactured drama. I can't wait until the son on Pawn Stars has to take over that business from his dad. He's going to run it into the ground in under a month. There was one episode where he had this Rolex watch…

That 8-bit sex game isn't bad…
…but it's no Custer's Revenge.