Seemingly going unmentioned in the article and comments…
Brad Bird is helming this one with Simon Pegg and Sawyer from Lost co-starring. They could call it Mission Impossible: Farting Vagina Banana Clown and I'd still think it had promise.
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Iggy Pop shouldn't even be allowed to wear a Stooges t-shirt these days.
Other unacceptable names for women on Oprah's new channel…
Witch
Stitch
Hitch
Itch
Mitch
Glitch
Ditch
Pitch
Niche
Walking Tampon
I thought this was going to be about some washed-up former Partridge Family cast member. Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine it would be someone even less relevant.
2sties.
2sties.
Well played, sir.
That firstie is much better if you read it in Tim Allen's patented man-grunt.
That was supposed to be Eric Stolz not Galafianakis.
Who got the secondie? Fuckin' Shrek?
One allegedly boring show gets cancelled, another gets renewed…
"Bored To Death/Caprica is lame."
Also a differing opinion on when and where to use apostrophes judging from my use of "it's", there.
The first is good, but I have a different opinion about it's quality when compared to the third!
Obligatory "Nightmare on Elm Street 3 is the best movie in the series" post from
*ahem*
The Darabont Draft of the fourth Indy movie is superior in many ways, but has plenty of its own faults.
Dry-Heaving Fozzie is the winner.
The 1990 Academy Awards.
Dances With Wolves wins Best Picture, Best Director and a slew of other Oscars….Goodfellas gets made into a specious-sounding TV show 20 years later.
David Krumholtz, maybe?
Altered Conan Characters…
The Perambulating Pitchman
Frankenstein Wastes a Minute and One Second of Our TIme
Reparations Debate Raymond
Drug-Addled Lycanthrope
Pierre Bernard's Waterbed of Miscontent
John Mulaney is terrific. I also love the "Oh, Hello!" sketches he does with Nick Kroll are terrific fun, too. They're probably a lot funnier if you live in NYC, but I could watch those two characters watch paint dry and think it was funny.