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The Door in the Floor.
Had no idea the director of that was involved in this. I like that movie a lot. Just figured they hired some relative hack to patch this together since the original talent wasn't doing it.

Battlestar Galactica: Blood And Chrome
Spartacus: Blood And Sand
True Blood: Blood And Blood
Parks And Recreation And Blood

Me too.

WHY YOU LITTLE…
I can sort of see a comparison. Like the Catholic Church, Homer also has a reputation for child abuse.

Hey kids…
…let's make Malk!

The color-coded logs for the locomotive would be cool if they actually emitted green and yellow and red smoke.

From Elisabeth Shue's comments on Doug Loves Movies I think it's safe to assume…
…she's fully on board for a part in this film.

That show disrespected Geena Davis by not showing off her best assets:

That being said this "Burnin' Up" demo owns.

" >:O " is my favorite thing to post regarding most things, though.

Madonna can say all the dumb shit she wants…
…but when she brings a lady as awesome as Geena Davis into the fray it's fucking WAR.

"AHM BAYACK!"
"AHM BAYACK INNUH SADDLUHGAYYUHHNNN!"

If he actually said "poppycock" then I absolutely believe him.

Play the Lizard with a ridiculous lispy hiss or don't play him at all!
"Cursesssss Ssssspiderman! You've ssssnuck about and sssslithered your way into my sssssecret sssafehousssssse!"

THANK FUCKING GOD.

Tom Hardy is wearing those cartoon boxers with the hearts on them.

I think I could give you a moderate-to-high amount of shit for that opinion, isjoe, but the question is am I willing to? The answer is "no."

If you've only seen the trailer for Inception, he's the guy who suggests that Joseph Gordon-Levitt dream a little bigger.

I don't know about you but I find their portrayals of a completely one-dimensional love interest quite fascinating.

It has to be a good villain, though. Batman is easily the least interesting thing about the Chris Nolan Batman films.