Tom Hardy…
…will be playing himself. At the end of the movie he'll wake up and be surrounded by the rest of the cast of Inception who are completely nude. And Chris Nolan will stroll in with a top spinning on his erect cock. We zoom into the spinning top, coming closer and closer to the top and cock. The cock begins…

Oh, wait…the Lindelof script is apart of the Scott project.

Oh, I almost forgot…

Even Steven.
Learn that E! is producing another stupid reality show, this time about "rock star" wives.

"I say we grease this rat-fink son-of-a-gun right now!"

"Gosh darn it, that's NOT all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that WILL be all! Then all this - this baloney that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!"

Two competing projects concerning the same property?
Are my dreams about to come true? Are we about to get a redux of the classic Exorcist-prequel fiasco? Not one bad prequel but TWO?

That over-caffeinated spider is correct.

"You secure that stuff, Hudson!"

Yes!

No.

It starts with lovable and hilarious puppets, but we all know where it ends…
Furries. :(

Nightmare on Elm Street 3.
God, that movie is great. It's better than the first because it did what a good sequel is meant to do. It deepened the mythology in an interesting way. It had more engaging characters who were better performed and had a more engaging dynamic between them. You felt for them so their conflict…

You can watch several clips from one of the Gay Robot pilots starting with this link:

That is…if the video I watched is accurate.

So the guy who played Mr. Clamp from Gremlins 2 grew his hair out…
…and started a terrible band with Carlos Mencia?

Parma wins.

It feel like I"ve read this article a hundred times.
My Year of Flops "comes out" more than a group of gay octuplets.

That cover rules.

The Crying Light.
I think this record is excellent stuff, but it's really one of those records you can only enjoy yourself. If you play it for anyone who has never heard that guy's voice before it's the only thing that can be discussed, and the awesome arrangements and melodies he comes up with are just swept aside.…