Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark delayed?!?!?
FUCK. AND BALLS.

"MAC-FRRYYYY!"
"Fujitsu-san! Konnichiwa!"

I could drop everything I was doing right now and watch Shawshank for the 100th time and it would OWWWWNNNN.

@ Bourne Valedictorian

I guess it would've been worth it to see Doc's eyeball roll out every time he made one of those goofy faces.

Oh, typos. That classic 80s icon: "MART McFly."

I think Wells was good for the Jennifer of the first movie and Shue was good for the Jennifer of the second movie. In the first one she's just meant to be a kind, alluring presence for Mart, which Wells pulls off wonderfully. The second takes the manic tone of the first and makes things practically cartoonish, and…

Also, getting Eric Stolz to play Marty McFly would've been like getting Peter Faulk to play Doc Brown. It's just the wrong energy for the part.

Well lookie what we have here…
…an interesting glimpse into the troubled creative process of a classic American film!

Maybe when Nucky eventually drops Lucy for Margaret, Eddie Cantor can sweep in and take that dumbest of the dumb girls away and out of the series for good.

"Emperor Palpatine?"
[Kenny throws him over railing into the abyss]

Billy really shouldn't have made that wish on a monkey's paw.

Minor editorial note…
"The focus then shifted from the Question to the Answer,"

Cam Newton FTW.

That's kind of what we've been saying, Barry.

"Hey these guys enjoy a show with major, popular brands and branding. They'll probably enjoy their free samples, too!"

Maybe they can put it in their Brodak Carebrosel for future genbroations to treasure.

Give him a chance, Lorne Michaels and/or writers!

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who's miffed by the Jay Pharoah love. I'm as glad as anyone that SNL has a new black guy who's clearly talented, but you can't just do a good Denzel and not have actual jokes behind it. I know we're only three episodes into the season but let's see Pharoah can do with a genuinely…

Flaubert had the best answer.