The great thing about Sam Rockwell in Charlie's Angels is you watch him in that before seeing anything else and you're like "what a douchebag" but then you watch his other stuff and come back to that scene in the movie where he's dancing and then you're like "Sam Rockwell owns."

He can reach across the aisle, but he can't reach across the coffee table to give me that damn remote?!

"Sexy Racist" is the role Adrianne Curry was born to play.

Whoops, I meant Cynthia McKinney, not Maxine Waters, who wasn't nutty, just corrupt.

If I were a member of Congress I'd be afraid too…
…of the thing that most effectively skewers me and presents me for what I truly am.

With Dustin Hoffman @ the Academy Awards…
I think there's some clip, or at least a gif, of she and Hoffman presenting some award, and she goes on a bit long-windedly about something or other and you can see Hoffman rolling his eyes in annoyance and it was the best fucking thing ever and now I can't find a single…

That is nuts.

Miller, I love you.

Not liking Sam Rockwell if all you've seen is the Green Mile is fair, but not liking Sam Rockwell if you've seen him in anything else is unforgivable.

OK, well I read a smattering of his contribs to the Q&A and I didn't see anything that rubbed me the wrong way like that Prestige thing did. Can you cite examples, Superdeformed?

"I don't think it ruins Anna Karenina or Madame Bovary to know how their heroines end up."
I've never read either of these but I know the phrase "end up" is a perjorative for "bad thing happens."

I need to read more Q&As and see if he is consistently idiotic.

I don't think you recognize the menace a statement like "let me in" can actually convey in the right context. If all you can think of is some boy with girl bangs asking another boy with girl bangs to let him into his heart then yeah, I guess not very scary at all.

True Grit will probably own regardless…
…but it will own the hardest if they make the girl mostly prudish and unlikable as fuck like she was in the book. Dismissing chill characters like Cogburn and La Boeuf as "no-accounts" or whatever. Just a total closed-minded and judgmental bitch who barely grows at all as a…

If only they could use CGI…
…to write decent dialogue.

Haven't they jazzed up the original theme for every spinoff of the series?

Hey did anyone point out that both were inspired by Day of the Triffids lol

They made tiny hats.

@ PVC and CF…word on that classic running sketch. I was so stoked when I found a clip of one of them on YouTube:

The Increasingly Inaccurate Assumptions of Hatchet Job.